i choked on my water
the priest only makes you do that to get a good view of the ass of little boys like yourself
“Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain… an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.”
